Thursday, March 24, 2011

My Older Sister's Idol

In 2006 my cousin and I visited my older sister and watched the Oscar's together. As we watched Dolly Parton perform a song that was nominated, her face got very emotional.

We stared at the screen. It was hard to get past the blindingly blonde hair, heavy makeup, collagen filled lips and super high facelift.  She danced around the stage in a skin tight white suit which emphasized scarily thin arms, legs and a 10 inch waist. Maybe most shocking of all were her disproportionately large breasts that made you think she would topple over at any moment from the weight of them. At that moment my sister spoke in a most serious tone of voice and said, "Dolly Parton has always been my idol".

My cousin and I just stared at each other with our eyes bugged out.




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