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Foot Fondalee Anonymous is a support group for those who have fallen victim to the disturbing ways of foot fondalers. If you or anyone you know has been involved in a Foot Fondling case, please contact us through our Facebook page.

Foot Fondling is a serious problem. Hundreds of people have their feet fondled each year, some are aware of it, but some don't even know it's happening. If you suspect or are aware of Foot Fondling crimes happening around you, don't hesitate to get help. For those that find out, this can be a very trying time. Foot Fondalee Anonymous can help cope with the everyday stress and trauma this act can cause.

Halloween with Old Friends

An Authentic Collection of Human Skulls harvested by Martha Stewart herself makes for an appropriate and lovely display around Halloween. Their rich and vibrant colors are the perfect distraction to anyone wondering where they originated from. Don't worry Martha, your secret's safe with us.

"We Are The Friends of The Friendless"

I was reminded today of one of my favorite I Love Lucy episodes. The one which she thinks all of her friends have forgotten her birthday and joins the friends of the friendless while moping on a park bench.

We are friends of the friendless
Yes we are
Yes we are
We are friends of the friendless
Be they near
Be they far
We are here for the downtrodden
And we sober up the sodden
We are friends of the friendless
Yes we are

Yes we are

My Dog has a Phobia of Wet Grass

Considered buying these, but would I really want to go through the hassle and extra time to put these on his feet every morning before work? Charlie, You are a Dog! Quit being a prima donna!

Rocket, I'm Taking a Rocket!

Listen to the theme song: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/gftqmvrgqs--Astronaut-Jones-Theme-Song

The Vacuum Diaires

Produced by: Moi

Funny Web Video

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns