Wednesday, December 22, 2010

A Christmas Greeting from Nick


SNL Christmas: A Holiday Treat For All


Ping Pong Movie


Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bandana Anna : The Berkley Bandana Killer


Puppy Love

This has been a Public Service Announcement


Foot Fondalee Anonymous is a support group for those who have fallen victim to the disturbing ways of foot fondalers. If you or anyone you know has been involved in a Foot Fondling case, please contact us through our Facebook page.

Foot Fondling is a serious problem. Hundreds of people have their feet fondled each year, some are aware of it, but some don't even know it's happening. If you suspect or are aware of Foot Fondling crimes happening around you, don't hesitate to get help. For those that find out, this can be a very trying time. Foot Fondalee Anonymous can help cope with the everyday stress and trauma this act can cause.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Halloween with Old Friends

An Authentic Collection of Human Skulls harvested by Martha Stewart herself makes for an appropriate and lovely display around Halloween. Their rich and vibrant colors are the perfect distraction to anyone wondering where they originated from. Don't worry Martha, your secret's safe with us.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

"We Are The Friends of The Friendless"


I was reminded today of one of my favorite I Love Lucy episodes. The one which she thinks all of her friends have forgotten her birthday and joins the friends of the friendless while moping on a park bench.
We are friends of the friendless
Yes we are
Yes we are
We are friends of the friendless
Be they near
Be they far
We are here for the downtrodden
And we sober up the sodden
We are friends of the friendless
Yes we are
Yes we are

Friday, August 20, 2010

My Dog has a Phobia of Wet Grass

Considered buying these, but would I really want to go through the hassle and extra time to put these on his feet every morning before work? Charlie, You are a Dog! Quit being a prima donna!

Rocket, I'm Taking a Rocket!

Listen to the theme song: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/gftqmvrgqs--Astronaut-Jones-Theme-Song

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Vacuum Diaires



Produced by: Moi

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Funny Web Video

Friday, July 2, 2010

Old Friends



Mrs.Pink is a staple in the Berkley School Community. She is full of fun stories about coming into womanhood and has been involved in many lunch room scandals. Check her Myspace Page out here: Mrs.Pink!

Howie being a super shy guy first brokeout onto the myspace seen back in 2005 as Howard the Duck. Once he became more comfortable in his online social networking skin he revealed his true identity in 2006 more confident and looking for love. He's a real computer geek, that loves to just hang. Check out his sweet profile here: Howie!

Corey's Meddlings

This is what happens when I leave my Polyvore account open and unattended....

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Tiger's Old Yearbook Photo



Mayonnaise Baths


Produced By: Rachael Phillips

Monday, June 14, 2010

Krimpin Crazay!



For my 13th Birthday celebration, my little sister decided she would do something special with her hair. Parting it down the middle, she krimped everything but the top of her head, and securely held back that frizzy mane with some fun metal clips! She was all about that hair, and I look oh so thrilled as I'm about to blow out those candles. I hope I'm wishing for fun hair!

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Vacuum Diairies

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Do These Animals know they've been Humiliated?


So while these pictures are circulating the internet and being sold for peoples wall decor, this Goose and Porcupine go on living their lives, unknowingly aware that they've been made to look like complete fools. Just another common case of humans humiliatiung the animal world.

Into The Wild


My Cousin Lillian with a Coyote, she's been living with them for days now.

Homeless For The Holidays



Produced By : Rachael Phillips

Belittling Birds

The other day I came across these Birdhouses featured on a Blog, the houses were mostly cute and funny plays on words, click here to view the full post.




I immediatley IM'd my friend the link and started chatting. I laughed inside, because after all these were quite amusing. However I began to think of the birds setting up shop. My my friend and I started going back and forth. Seriously I said, how embarrassing would that be for the bird. It would really suck for the poor illiterate create that decided to make one of those houses its home. I mean, perhaps one said insane asylum across the front. All of asudden the bird would notice strange looks, it would call out to a nearby squirrel "Why aren't you speaking to me anymore!?" The poor bird wouldn't even know what had happened. I was holding back laughter at my office desk as we typed back and forth.

Suddenly a genius idea came to me. I could start marketing birdhouses that said things, not those cutsie nice things, but cruel things. Perhaps one bird house would say "A Complete Idiot Lives Here". You'd nail that up in your yard and within minutes some bird would be poking it's head in and out. At this point tears were streaming down my face and I was shaking. I think nearby coworkers were getting creeped out. We came up with many ideas, "This Bird Is A Free Loader", "Watch Your Children Around This Bird", "This Bird Can't Count", the list went on and on! We were both IMing at work of course and both holding back the laughter. It's so funny because our relationships with birds are so unqiue. No one would ever riducule their cats or dogs, but neighborhood birds, why not?